Another reason to drink wine.


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... 
And those who don’t and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, 
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
 
1 litre of water each day,
 
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
 
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria  
 
Found in feces.
 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, 
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
 
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
 
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
 
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
            
   
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I’m doing it as a public service!

 

Thanks Suzaine for another pearl forward.

Posted via email from Alan Parry Rambles

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